The Projectmeaning.com 100th Post Clip Blog Spectacular!

This is the 100th post to this blog.

Apparently, I overestimated my laziness. I'm well over three months into this project, and I'm still going strong. Well, depending on your definition of "strong."

To celebrate this (admittedly unimportant) accomplishment, today's blog will be employing a strategy I grew up despising. As an ardent fan of television, I know that nothing is more frustrating than sitting down to watch a brand new episode of your favorite show, only to find out that the producers have phoned it in with the dreaded clip show.

You know, those retrospective episodes that claim to be new even though only a small fraction of the episode is original material. They can sell the show as new, but it's really just material you've already seen repackaged with a flimsy premise meant to disguise the obvious reality that the clip show only exists because the cast and crew wanted a week off.

Though incredibly annoying in television, I thought it might actually be helpful in a blog. (Actually, I thought it would lead to less work, but I've already ruined that with this unnecessarily long introduction.) So I now introduce the "Projectmeaning.com 100th Post Clip Blog Spectacular!"

Please try to contain your excitement.

The following are blogs from some of my favorite experiences on the road. Think of it as a "Best Of" album from Britney Spears. It doesn't really need to exist, but it might be fun reliving old times anyway. The flimsy premise for this clip blog will be "What I've learned so far in my search for the meaning of life." Click on the blue text if you'd like to read the blog I'm referencing.

What I've learned so far in my search for the meaning of life:

+ No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone who wishes he had it so good.

+ If finding your soulmate were easy, there would be no need for love songs.

+ There's a reason they don't let screwdrivers through airport security.

+ Even Neoists need to pick their battles wisely.

+ Heaven and Hell can be one in the same.

+ The poor man's dime is worth more than the rich man's dollar.

+ Real Americans come in all forms.

+ Giant cops are people too... Giant people that carry guns and can put you in jail.

+ Flying saucers may be bullshit, but aliens really do exist.

+ I am not the coolest person living in a van right now.

+ True friendship means never having to apologize for crapping yourself.

+ Sometimes, being there is all that matters.

+ And, of course, never walk away from the oven while making garlic toast. I don't have a link for that one, it's just solid advice.