This is Gonna Be Huge

I am currently riding shotgun on the sixth hour of an eight hour trip to see a friend's new property and enjoy the citizens of a unique small town in New Mexico. That friend, we'll call him Steve because that's his name, is a comedic mastermind on par with yours truly. In other words, he likes fart jokes too.

To honor that (and to pass the time) I now present to you a car ride contest as an ode to "that's what she said" from "The Office." We're talking serious double entendres, people, and if we're really lucky, we might just stumble onto a triple entendre.

Steve and I will each come up with a dirty phrase that also applies to a pre-chosen aspect of life. Feel free to comment on who you believe deserves the victory, as long as that winner is not Steve. The most cunning linguist wins.

And don't forget to say "that's what she said" after each phrase.

Politics:

Steve- Obama's coming!

Logan- I don't know how we're ever going to clean this mess up.

Honorable Mention- This is the last time we'll see Dick and Bush together in the White House.

Education:

Steve- The principal's gonna give it to me after school.

Logan- Great. Now I'm going to be late for my next period.

Honorable Mention- I had chemistry with Mr. Johnson last year, but now I'm stuck with Mrs. Robinson.

Religion:

Steve- He is risen.

Logan- He is coming.

Honorable Mention- He is taking a nap...in the rectory.

Violence:

Steve- That brought him to his knees.

Logan- Now that's a blow to the face.

Honorable Mention- He's really giving him a pounding.

Sports:

Steve- Nothing can break the Trojans' defense.

Logan- He just got blasted up the middle.

Honorable Mention- Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

Okay. We're done.

Once again, thanks for coming everyone.