Sticks and Stones

The longest word that I ever made up

was not

Bittleskilittleshebottleteacup.

The craziest word that I ever created

was not

Mockappleslapplenewalkenberated.

The silliest word that I ever designed

was not

Smegalillegalmaraudinrefined.

But the one word I’ve heard that I find quite absurd

Worse than blogenschpiel, wooznut, or flockenmeturd,

And sillier even than smopacanary,

The one word I don’t get is the word “ordinary.”