The Batmobile Looks More Impressive on the Big Screen

As always, I have been traveling this fine country searching for the meaning of life and working rigorously to obtain as many educated, well-thought-out, and inspired life perspectives as possible. So without further ado, let me share some with you.




Okay, so maybe "working rigorously" was a bit of a stretch.

You're welcome, by the way. Any time.

I wrote a poem about the mythical "The Thing" after passing through Eastern Arizona the first time. I couldn't go twice and not get a signature from someone working there.

"Can you imagine having my name in grade school?" Jenny Bone sighed as she signed the van.

Kids can be so cruel.

Touche.











My van got towed twice in one day (more on that in a future blog). I decided it was necessary to have the tow-truck drivers sign right next to "No Breakdowns."

Irony makes me happy.





A pastor in Abilene bought me a drink at Starbucks in exchange for some good "meaning of life" conversation.

When converted to English, this loosely translates to "Thanks for watching me get drunk."

Or something like that.

I am now required by law to respond immediately to all bat signals. I took over after Christian Bale freaked out on the Terminator set.

As always,